op 10 Houses to Avoid when Trick-or-Treating

10. Any house that seems to be imploding into a hole in the ground

9. Any house made of food

8. Any house that has ornamental lawn hyenas

7. Any house whose only entrance goes to the basement

6. Any house where high-tension power lines seem to stop

5. Any house that keeps growling, "Get out"

4. Any house where the furniture seems to be walking around the living room

3. Any house that looks more like a giant, pulsating orb floating 3 feet above the ground than a house

2. Any house with a yard full of statues of people in odd running poses

And the Number One House to Avoid...

1. Any house that wasn't there a couple of seconds ago