One hobo was talking to another, and he asked the other, "How his day was going?"

The hobo replied,"It was great!!!" He said,"he found a half of a bologna sandwich, and he ate it, a half a bottle of Bud and drank it, and a half light cigar and smoked it. It couldn't have be better he exclaimed."He then he asked how the other one's day was?

The other hobo said,"It was even better than yours." "I saw this woman tied up on the railroad tracks, so I untied her and had sex with her all day and night." The other asked , "Did you get a blow job?" He replied," You know.....I never did find her head!!!"