Dolly Parton and Princess Di both passed away on the same day. As they reached the Pearly Gates...St. Peter advised them that there was only room for one of the ladies - it had been a busy week! So...he asked Dolly what she was doing at the time of her death. "I was putting on my bra", said Dolly. He then asked Princess Di what she had been doing. "I was douching", she replied indignantly.

St.Peter shook his head- and told Dolly "I'm sorry, but the Princess gets in- you'll have to leave". Dolly was mortified- and asked the saintly guard WHY she had to leave.

"Simple", said Pete...."a royal flush beats a pair!"