Collection of Halloween Jokes
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What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy.

Why did the witch's mail rattle?
It was a chain letter.

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!

How do you make a witch stew?
Keep her waiting for hours.

What does a sorceress wear?
A bewitching outfit.

Which story do all little witches love to hear
at bedtime?
"Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares."

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray.

Why did the witches' team lose the baseball
game?
Their bats flew away.

Why did the witch stand up in front of the
audience?
She had to give a screech.

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?
By witchful thinking.

Why are black cats such good singers?
They're very mewsical.

Why did the wizard mix things in his cauldron?
His microwave was being repaired!

What do you say to a ghost with three heads?
Hello, hello, hello.

What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A boo-loney sandwich.

What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end.

Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
His ghoul friend.

What does a goblin shop for?
Grosseries.

What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end.

What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?
Fasten your sheet belt.

Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
His ghoul friend.

What do goblins and ghosts drink when they
are thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul aid.

What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
Ghoul!

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He did not have a haunting license.

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.

Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he is always a goblin.

Where do most ghosts live?
In North and South Scarolinas.

What does a ghost eat for breakfast??
Scream of wheat!

What is a ghost's favorite pie??
Boo Berry!!