Once I was in a club and a guy sat down by me. He was drunk. Of course. Then he started to talk. "See that guy? Hes gay. Sometimes when I feel weird I wink at him. Sometimes when I feel realy weird I blow him a kiss."

"Thats sick!" I said.
"OH yah, well when i feel realy realy weird i sleep with him. But in the morning the jokes on him because im not gay."