What guys say...                        ...What they mean...
It is just orange juice, try it.            3 more shots, and she'll have her
                                            legs around my head.

She's kind of cute                          I want to bang her till I am blue

I don't know if I like her                  She won't blow me

I need you

My hand is tired

I had her                                   I had (wet dreams about) her all
                                            week

I really want to get to know
you better ...so I can tell my friends about it

How do I compare with all you Is my penis really that small? other boyfriends?

You're the only girl I've ever              You are the only girl who has not
cared about                                 rejected me

I want you back                             ...for tonight anyway

We've been through so much together         If it was not for you, I never
                                            would have lost my virginity

I miss you so much                          I am so horny that my roommate is
                                            starting to look good

No, I do not want to dance right now        Shoot!  She'll know that I have a
                                            hard-on

The break-up should not start               I want to have sex a few more times

for another 24 hours

I am different from all the other guys I am not circumsized