These two black guys are walking down the street when one of them spots a sign that reads: turn white for 99 cents. One of them has a dollar and the other only 98 cents. The man with the dollar says, " I'll go in and when I come back out, I'll give you my change". The two agreed and the man went inside. After a while the man came back out and to the other mans' amazement he's white. amazed, the other man says, " Wow man! Your white! Can I have that penny now? The other man says, " Go get a job nigger".