A guy was strolling down the street in Chicago where he came across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and out popped a genie. The genie offers to grant him one wish, to which our hero replied, "I've always wanted to be lucky."

The genie granted his wish. So off the guy strolled, wondering how this will change his life, when he spied 10 dollars on the sidewalk. Not a bad start he thought.

As he picked it up, he noticed an OTB betting shop across the road. He strolled over, looked through the racing lists, and saw a horse named Lucky Lad at 100/1 in the 4th at the Meadowlands. He put the 10 dollars on the horse to win, and as luck would have it, the horse bolted in. Feeling on a bit of a roll, he headed to the local illegal casino, fronts up at the roulette table and put the entire $1010 on "Lucky seven." Round and round the wheel spun, and "bang!" - Lucky Seven.

Now he's really flying....what better way to celebrate than to head to the local brothel for a bit of horizontal folk dancing? He knocked and entered. All of a sudden he was showered with streamers and handed a glass of champagne. The madam of the establishment put her arm around him and said, "Welcome sir! We have much pleasure to inform you that you are our lucky 1000th customer, and you have won the right to enjoy the pleasures of any room and any girl who works here, absolutely free of charge!"

The guy said that he'd always fancied making it with an Indian girl.... so he was ushered into one of the rooms. Suddenly the most gorgeous subcontinental he has ever seen, entered the room. Little time passed before clothing was strewn around the room and the Karma Sutra was being well and truly practiced.

At one point our lucky guy paused and said to the girl, "You are one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life. I can't believe how lucky I am. But there is one thing I don't really like about Indian women. I don't like that red spot that you all have on your forehead."

The Indian girl looked him in the eye and replied, "Sir, I am here to please you and succumb to your every desire. If you wish to see it gone, then please scratch off my caste mark."

He proceeded to remove the spot with his fingernail. Suddenly he leaned back and began laughing hysterically.

"What's wrong, what's wrong?" asked the Indian girl. He replied, "You're never going to believe this, but I've just won a car!"


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