After forty years of marriage, Frankenstein and the Bride of
 Frankenstein came to a stand still in their love life.  Each night
 Frankenstein would come home from work, eat his dinner, and sit in
 front of the television set until he fell asleep. Dissatisfied with
 this arrangement, the Bride decided to see a therapist.

    "He's never in the mood," complained the Bride.

    "Try a romantic candlelight dinner," suggested the therapist.

    The next day, the Bride returned to the therapist with a frown on
 her face.  "He's still not in the mood," she complained.

    "This time," the therapist recommended, "try something more
 seductive. Put on some sexy lingerie and lure him into the bedroom."

    But the Bride returned to the therapist the following day
 complaining that her monster of a husband was still not in the mood. 
 As a final piece of advice, the therapist said, "You should try to
 recreate the moment that first sparked your romance."

    The next day the Bride returned with a huge grin on her face.
 "Thank you so much," she said to the therapist.  "Last night, I forced
 Frankenstein to come outside in the middle of the lightening storm. 
 And right there, in our backyard, he made love to me like it was our
 very first time!"

    "Making love in a lightening storm put him in the mood?" asked the
 therapist.

    "Well," said the Bride of Frankenstein, "I tied a kite to his
 penis."