The huge college freshman figured he'd try out for the football team. "Can
you tackle?" asked the coach.

"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a
telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.

"Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"

"Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in
just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.

"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"

The freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir,"
he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."