FEMALE COMEBACKS

  Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
  Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

  Man: Is this seat empty?
  Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

  Man: Your place or mine?
  Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

  Man: So, what do you do for a living?
  Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

  Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
  Woman: Do not enter.

  Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
  Woman: Unfertilized.

  Man: Your body is like a temple.
  Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

  Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
  Woman: But would you stay there?

  Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
  Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.