Three preachers and their wives showed up at the pearly gates.

St Peter greeted the first and informed him he would not be allowed to come in. "Why not?" asked the preacher. "Well," St Peter said, "It says here in the book that you had a lust for money--matter of fact your lust was so great you refused to get married until you met a woman named Penny."

St Peter turned to the second preacher and told him that he would not be allowed to enter either, because of his lust for liquor. "Says here that your lust was so great you refused to get married until you met a woman named Brandy."

At that point the third preacher turned to his wife and said, "Come on, Fanny, we might as well leave."