Quotes by famous people
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You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look 
that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
  -- Sean Connery --

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing 
in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say 
that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
  -- Robert De Niro --

I am not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it. I don't know when 
I lost it. I don't think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job and I 
don't want it.
-- Bill Cosby --

We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. 
They don't know if we can fight or if we can kill. I think we can. All the 
general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over 
there? They say you look fat in those uniforms."
  -- Elayne Boosler --

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having 
allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So 
what's the problem?
  -- Dustin Hoffman --

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
  -- Elizabeth Taylor --

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think 
there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I 
know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
  -- Jerry Seinfield

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
  -- George Clooney --

The problem with the designated driver program is, it's not a desirable job. 
But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of 
the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
  -- Jeff Bridges --