Facts about men
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 1)Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that 
 when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he 
 concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he
 coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in 
 trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
 
 2)If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-
 off season.
 
 3)Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is 
 usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the 
 door. 
 
 4)Men forget everything; women remember everything.  That's why 
 men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what 
 happened.