wanders around until he comes across a beautiful mare inside a small
     enclosure with a farmer standing at the gate.

     He goes up to the farmer and says, "Excthuth me, can I have a look at
     your horth?"

     "Sure", says the farmer, "come on in."

     The dwarf wanders round and round the mare and then stops, says to the
     farmer "Her eyeth, her eyeth, I want to see her eyeth."

     The farmer has to bend down and pick up the dwarf to show him the
     mare's eyes.

     "Nith eyeth, nith eyeth, I like thith horth, I like thith horth, I
     think I want to buy thith horth."

     Once again the dwarf wanders around the horse, in turn asking the
     farmer to pick him up and show him the mare's ears and exclaiming,
     "Nith earth, nith earth, I like thith horth, I like thith horth, I
     think I want to buy thith horth."

     The farmer is starting to get pissed off by this stage because the
     dwarf is quite heavy.

     Suddenly the dwarf stops in his tracks and says, "Her twat. her twat,
     I want to see her twat!"

     The farmer, infuriated, pick up the dwarf and drives him head first
     into the mare's backside.

     He leaves the dwarf's little legs kicking and wanders off to talk to
     his mates for a couple of minutes. He then comes back and extracts the
     dwarf from his predicament, "SCHLOOOOP!"

     The dwarf wipes himself down and says. "I think I better wephrase
     that....I'd like to thee her gallop!"