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Too many cooks spoil the pot. BUT Two heads are better than one.

He who hesitates is lost. BUT Look before you leap.

Birds of a feather flock together. BUT Opposites attract.

You’re never too old to learn. BUT You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.

Ask no questions and hear no lies. BUT Ask and you shall receive.

Variety is the spice of life. BUT Don’t change horses in midstream.

Doubt is the beginning, not the end of wisdom. BUT Faith will move mountains.

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Don’t cross the bridge ‘til you come to it. BUT Forewarned is forearmed.

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A miss is as good as a mile. BUT Half a loaf is better than none.

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