There was a young blonde lady driving down the center of the road at 100
mph. 
A police officer pulled her over to the side of the road. 
When she had stopped, the officer asked, "License and Registration
please." 
"It's okay, Officer, I have a special license that allows me to do this,"
she said smiling. 
"That's impossible!" The officer replied, "I've never heard of such a
license." 
To which the driver reached into her purse and handed him her license. 
Astonished, the Officer said, "Just as I suspected. This is an ordinary
license, I see nothing here that would allow you special consideration." 
She pointed to the bottom of the license, "See? it says so right here,
'Tear Along The Dotted Line'."