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1. The venom in a Daddy Long-Legs spider is more poisonous 
than a Black  Widow's or a Brown Recluse, but they cannot bite 
humans  because their jaws  won't open wide enough.  

2. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.  

3. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.  

4. Only 1 person in 2 billion will live to be 116 or older.  

5. Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.  

6. The pop you get when you crack your knuckles is actually a 
bubble of gas bursting.

7. 101 Dalmatians & Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only 2 Disney 
cartoon features  with both parents who are present and don't die 
throughout the movie.   

8. The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze 
completely solid.  

9. There's no Betty Rubble in Flintstones Chewable  Vitamins.  

10. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.  

11. Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a 
champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?  

12. In Minnesota it is illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your 
head.  

13. In Indiana it is illegal to ride public transportation for at least 30 
minutes after eating garlic.  

14. Right-handed people live, on average, 9 years longer than left-
handed  people do.  

15. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.  

16. Polar bears are left-handed.  

17. A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to 
death.  

18. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.  

19. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.  

20. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar & England in 
1896.- Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.  

21. The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night  

22. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties  are 
registered  blood donors.  

23. Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he 
doesn't wear pants.  

24. More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in 
plane crashes.  

25. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will  eventually turn 
white.  

26. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.  

27. The word "lethologica" describes the state of not  being able to 
remember the word you want.  

28. If the population of China walked past you in single  file, the line 
would never end because of the rate of reproduction. (assuming 
they could  still do it standing up)  

29. A snail can sleep for 3 years.  

30. China has more English speakers than the United States.  

31. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.  

32. The longest town name in the world has 167 letters.  

33. You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in 
the  world.  

34. "I am," is the shortest complete sentence in the   English 
language.  

35. The longest word in the English language is 1909  letters long & 
it refers  to a distinct part of DNA.  

36. No president of the United States was an only child.  



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