A woman goes to the doctor's and says,"Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to the bathroom, dimes come out!"

The doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week. A week later the woman returns and says, "Doctor, Doctor, it's gotten worse! Every time I go to the bathroom, quarters come out!! What's wrong with me?"

Again the doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week. Another week passes and the woman returns and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I'm still not getting better! Every time I go to the bathroom, half-dollars come out! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME?!!"

The doctor says, "Relax, you're just going through your change!"