Did you hear that a man was found floating in the river with a banana stuck up his butt and a mouthfull of cornflakes ?

They think it was a "cerial killer"

Did you hear that the F.B.I. was investigating dahmer???? They think he might have been selling arms to IRAQ.

When the police raided Dahmer's house they found him sitting by the frig singing "My boloney has a first name......"

What did Jeffrey tell his mother when she told him that she didn't like his friends?

"That's Ok, Mom, Just eat the noodles!

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

He threw away the wheelchairs!!!

What are Jeffery Dahmer's favorite foods?

1. Ground Chuck and Quiche Lorraine

What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's medicine cabinet?

Head and Shoulders

The judge was coming down real hard on dahmer, and dahmer said "come on judge have a heart

WHY DID JEFFREY DAHMER KEEP TESTICLES IN THE FRIDGE?

1. SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT. SOMETIMES YOU DON'T