Confucious Says:

• Woman who goes to mans apartment for snack, gets titbit.
• Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
• Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
• Man who go to bed with sex on mind, wake up with solution in hand
• Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
• Virginity like balloon, one prick, all gone.
• Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
• Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
• He who fart in church, sit in own pew.