"What in the hell are you doing?" bellowed the cop.
     "Well," the sober man replied, "My friend had to much to drink so I am
trying to make him puke."
     "Are you drunk too?" roared the cop. "Don't you know that you can't make
him puke by sticking your finger up his ass?"
     "I know," the man replied.  " But when I stick this finger in his mouth,

He'll puke by God!"