Three cowboys were sitting around a fire one night and they wanted to see who was the toughest. The first cowboy said, "Well a while back, I wrestled a wild bull to the ground with my bare hands." The second cowboy said, "That's nothing, I was being hanged and I just wouldn't die so after an hour of hanging there they let me go." The third cowboy just sat there quietly stirring the coals of the fire with his penis.