"Christmas Signs Seen Everywhere"

Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here."

Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."

Outside a church: "The original Christmas Club."

At a department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale.
Come in and mangle with the crowd."

A Texas jeweller store: "Diamond tiaras --
$70,000. Three for $200,000."

A reducing salon: "24 Shaping Days until
Christmas."

In a stationery store: "For the man who has
everything... a calendar to remind him when
payments are due."