A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat
down waiting for her flight.  She looked over in the corner and saw
one of those weight machines that tells your fortune. So, she
thought to herself "I'll give it a try just to see what it tells me."
She went over to the machine and put her nickel in, and out came
a card that said, "You're a nun you weigh 128lbs and you are going
to Chicago, Illinois."

She sat back down and thought about it. She told herself it
probably tells everyone the same thing, but decided to try  it again.
She
went  back to the  machine and put her nickel in. Out came a card that
read,
"You're a nun, you weigh 128lbs., you're  going to Chicago, Illinois
and you  are going to play a fiddle."

The nun said to herself, "I know that's wrong, I have never
played a musical instrument a day in my life."
She sat back down. From nowhere a Cowboy came over and set his
fiddle case down next to her. The nun picked up the fiddle and
just started playing beautiful music. Startled, she looked back at the
machine and said,  "This is incredible. I've got to try it again."

Back to the machine. She put her nickel in and another card
came out. It said,
"You're a nun, you weigh 128 lbs., you're going to
Chicago, Illinois and you're going to break wind.
Now, the nun knows the machine is wrong;
"I've never broke wind in public a day in my life!"  Well, she tripped,
fell
off the scales and broke wind.

Stunned, she sat back down and looked at the machine. She said
to herself,  "This is truly unbelievable! I've got to try it again."
She
went  back to  the machine, put her nickel in and collected the card.
It said, "You're a nun, you weigh 128 lbs., you have fiddled
and farted around and missed your flight to Chicago!!!!!