with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The
     girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him.
     He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!"

     The girl tells him that he CAN'T take a chicken into the
     theater, so hegoes around the corner, and stuffs the
     chicken into his pants. He returns to the window, buys his
     ticket and goes in. Inside the theater, the chicken starts to
     get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his pants
     so the chicken can stick it's head out and watch the
     movie. Sitting next to him is Agnes. She elbows Myrtle
     and whispers, "Myrtle, this man over here has just
     unzipped his pants!"

     Myrtle whispers back, "Oh, don't worry about it.....you've
     seen one, you've seen them all."

     Agnes says, "I KNOW......but this one's eating my
     POPCORN!!"