A little boy walks into his parents room one morning and finds that his dad is having sex with his mom. So the little boy asked what his dad was doing to his mom. The dad says "I'm playing Poker." Then the little boy asked what his mom was doing. The dad answered "She is my wild card." Well, a short time later the dad walks into the bathroom and sees that his son is in the shower. The dad asked what he was doing in the shower. The little boy said that he was playing poker. So the dad asked who was playing the wild card. And the little boy replied "With a hand like this, who needs a wild card."