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How do you scare a man?
- Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice. Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? - Women working at 900 numbers. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner? - In the pages of a romance novel. What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? - Exchange him. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
- No phone numbers. Why do men like smart women?
- Opposites attract.
- Men are like department stores....
their clothes should always be half off. 2. Men are like vacations.... they never seem to be long enough. 3. Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory. 4. Men are like coolers... load them with beer and you can take them anywhere 5. Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like coffee.... the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. 7. Men are like horoscopes.... they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. 8. Men are like plungers... they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom. 9. Men are like cement.... after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. 10. Men are like floor tile.... Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them!
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