A Texan went up to the airline check-in counter and boomed, "Howdy,
 ma'am.  My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N.  Ah'm from Dallas, Texas.
 Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall.  Ah'm white from th' top of mah head to th'
 tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."
    Well, she didn't know what else to do, so she took his ticket and
 showed him onto the plane. He sat down in his seat, and turned to the
 fellow next to him, "Howdy, suh. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. 
 Ah'm from Dallas, Texas.  Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall.  Ah'm white from
 th' top of mah head to th' tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."
    The little fellow turned to him, "Well now, how d'ye do.  My name
 is Patrick Michael O'Donnell. I'm from Dublin, Ireland. I'm 5-foot
 6-inches tall, and I'm white from the top o' me head to the tip o' me
 toes, except for me rectum, which is brown.  Spelled B-R-O-W-N."