Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got
to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom and the other the groom
broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.
The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding
was lovely.

After the wedding at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned
over and said to the groom broom "I think I am going to have a
little whisk broom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE!!" said the groom broom. " We haven't even swept
together!"