A newlywed couple was on their honeymoon. Before hopping into bed, the bride said to the groom,"Honey, please be careful... you know i am a virgin." The groom was shocked and replied " What in the hell do you mean by that? I am your third husband for christs sake!" The bride replied "Well, my first husband was a psychologist and all he wanted to do was talk about it, my second husband was a gynocoligist and all he wanted to do was look at it, and since you are a lawyer, I know I'll get screwed!"