Three people were on a doomed plane, rushing rapidly towards its demise in the ocean.

A Jewish man was hurriedly taping $100 bills all over his body. The other two asked why. He responded, "Well, if they see me, they'll bring my body up first."

The Italian man was draping gold chains all over his body. When questioned, he answered, "Well if they see what I have wrapped around me, I know they'll pull me out first."

Seeing what was going on, a fat African American woman pulled down her panties and left them on the floor. "What are you doing?" they asked.

"Well, there's one thing I know," she replied. "They'll sure be looking for the black box."


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