Q: What does a mother say to her blonde daughter before she goes out

on a date?
A: If you're not in bed by 10:30, come home.

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A: Roll down the car windows.

Q: Why do blondes like cars with sun roofs? A: More leg room.

Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A: More head room.

Q: why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A: she wanted to see what was on the othe side

Q: What do you call a blonde with one brain cell? A: Pregnant

Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? A: fertilized

Q. what do you call three blondes standing ear to ear??? A. a wind tunnel.

On a NY street corner stands a brunette chanting 88, 88, 88.... a blond walks up to her, and it looks like fun so she askes if she can join. The brunette says okay, and they both start chanting 88, 88,88. Well, the brunette says to the blond, "you know its much MUCH more fun if you stand out in the street and do it." the blond says okay, and walks out into the middle of the street and chants 88, 88, 88. She says, "hey, this is real fu- " and is hit by a mack truck. The brunette smiles and starts chanting;
"89, 89, 89..."

There is a blond and a brunette walking in the park. The brunette say "Ahhh! there is a poor dead bird." The blond looks up and says "Where?"'

Q: How does a blond turn on a light after sex? A: she kicks the car door open.

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff ? She thought her maxis had wings

Man to blonde girlfriend painting her apartment: "It's great that you can paint your apartment yourself, but why are you wearing a fur coat and ski parka?"
Blonde girlfriend: "It says on the label 'For best results, put on two coats.'

Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven't bagged any. One hunter looks at the other and says "I just don't understand it --why aren't we getting any ducks?" Her friend says "I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing the dog high enough."

A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way. Who said blondes can't fly!!, she thought. After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this." After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was becoming to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in. A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what happened, she said: "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get
cold. I can't remember anything after I turned off the big fan."


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