God was fed up. In a crash of thunder He yanked up to 
Heaven two most influential men: Bill Clinton and Bill Gates.
"The human race is a complete disappointment," God 
boomed. "You each have one week to prepare your 
followers for the End of the World." 

With another crash of thunder they found themselves back 
on Earth. 

Clinton immediately called his cabinet. "I have good 
news and bad news," he announced grimly. "The good news 
is that there is a God. The bad news is, He's really mad 
and plans to end the world in a week." 

Meanwhile, Bill Gates called a meeting of his top 
engineers. "I have good news and better news. The good 
news is that God considers me one of the two most 
influential men on Earth," he beamed. "The better news 
is we don't have to fix WINDOWS!"