Assicons
 
  We all know those cute little computer symbols called
  "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown.
  Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-(
  respectively.
  Well, how about some "assicons"?
 
  Here goes:
 
  (_!_) a regular ass
 
  (__!__) a fat ass
 
  (!) a tight ass
 
  (_^^_) a bubble ass
 
  (_*_) a sore ass
 
  {_!_} a swishy ass
 
  (_o_) an ass that's been around
 
  (_x_) kiss my ass
 
  (_X_) leave my ass alone
 
  (_zzz_) a tired ass
 
  (_o^^o_) a wise ass
 
  (_E=mc2_) a smart ass
 
  (_$_) Money coming out of his ass
 
  (_?_) Dumb Ass