An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she
is pulled over by a policeman.  "Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do
have to issue you a warning.  You have a broken reflector on your
buggy."
"Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home."
"That's fine.  Another thing, ma'am, I don't like the way than one rein
loops across the horse's back and around one of his testicles.  I consider
that cruelty to animals.  Have your husband take care of that right
away!" Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter
with the cop.
 "Well, dear, what exactly did he say?"
 "He said the reflector is broken."
 "I can fix that in two minutes.  What else?"
 "I'm not sure, Jacob...something about the emergency brake..."