"You Are A Child Of The 80s If..."
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* You know what a "burnout" is.

* You know what "Sike" means.

* You know the profound meaning of "Wax on,
  Wax off."

* You know that another name for a keyboard
  is a "Synthesizer."

* You can name at least half of the members
  of the elite "Brat Pack."

* You wanted to be a Goonie.

* You know who Max Headroom is.

* You wore flourescent, neon clothing.

* You could breakdance, or wish you could.

* You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.

* You Believed that "By the power of Greyskull,
  you HAD the power!"

* Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.

* You thought that Transformers were more
  than meets the eye.

* You wanted to be on StarSearch.

* You can remember what Michael Jackson
  looked like before his nose fell off.

* You wore a banana clip at some point
  during your youth, or knew someone who did.

* You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed
  on its butt.

* You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout."

* You HAD to have your MTV!

* You hold a special place in your heart for
  "Back to the Future."

* You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was
a REALLY good movie.

* You have heard of Garbage Pail Kids.

* You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly
  called "Prince."

* You know where to go if you "wanna go
  where everybody knows your name."

* You actually saw Ted Danson as the
  MacDaddy when he played "Sam."

* You remember when ATARI was a state of
  the art video game system.

* You own any cassettes.

* You were led to believe that in the year 2000
  we'd all be living on the moon.

* You remember and/or own any of the CareBear
  Glass collection from Pizza Hut or any other
  stupid collection they came out with.

* Poltergeist freaked you out.

* You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins
  or an ET lunchbox.

* You know what a Doozer is.

* You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.

* You have ever pondered why Smurfette was
  the ONLY female smurf.

* You wore bike shorts underneath a short
  skirt and felt stylish, or knew someone who did.

* You ever had a Swatch Watch.

* You had a crush on one of the Coreys (Haim
  or Feldman), or knew someone who did.

* You remember when Saturday Night Live
  was funny.

* You had WonderWoman or Superman
  underoos.

* You know what a "Whammee" is.

* If you can identify with at least half of this list
  then you, my friend, are a "Child of the 80s."