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file, please submit it. New jokes are always added to bottom of list, scroll down page for more recent additions. Man meets God in Heaven Three men are standing in
line to get to heaven Dolly Parton & Princess Di
pass away Three nuns die & meet at the
Pearly Gates A new York
Divorcee lawyer dies St.Peter puts a junior
angel in charge A forester & a lawyer die in a
car accident Three guys die & went to
Saint Peter to be judged Elvis ,Liberace & John Belushi In Heaven Three men die & are taken by St.Peter Father? Is that really you? Three men die in a car accident Four nuns die & meet at the Pearly Gates St.Peter greets two newcomers at the Pearly Gates Be careful what you wish for... A couple about to be married, dies in car crash A man finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates A pope dies & goes to heaven Three priests are killed in a car accident Three preachers & their wives are at the Pearly Gates Bill Gates dies & goes to heaven Two men are waiting at the gates of heaven Three men died & visited with God before entering Heaven Two men are waiting at the gates of heaven Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven A preacher dies & goes to heaven Jimmy & Johnny are standing at the pearly gates Three Newfies die & are at the pearly Gates A woman dies & goes to heaven A man goes to heaven and is bored A teacher, a garbage collector & a lawyer are at the pearly gates Everbody on earth dies & goes to heaven The clocks in heaven... Forrest Gump dies & goes to heaven A philosopher, a mathematican & an idiot are at the pearly gates Three buddies die in a car crash and go to Heaven Mr.Gates dies & goes to Hell The Pope, Billy Graham & Oral Roberts go to heaven A guy meets satan in hell. Three guys are sent to hell Heaven & Hell are next to each other A guy wakes up to find out he is in Hell Heaven & Hell A guy goes to hell & is met by the devil President Clinton dies & knocks at the pearly gates A woman gets a chance at Heaven or Hell Identicial twin brothers die, one goes to heaven & one to hell Two identical brothers die & are at the Pearly Gates A priest is asking men about going to heaven Henry Ford dies & goes to heaven A NY street gang is at the Pearly Gates A rich man dies & goes to heaven A man arrives at the Pearly Gates St. Peter was manning the Pearly Gates Three men die in a car accident Bill Gates dies & goes to heaven A woman dies & goes to heaven A world famous surgeon dies & goes to heaven Bill Clinton & Bill Gates go to heaven A gay man goes to heaven Fidel Castro dies & goes to heaven The Pope, Billy Graham & Oral Roberts go to heaven
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