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file, please submit it. New jokes are always added to bottom of list, scroll down page for more recent additions. State Trooper pulls over a farmer A farmer is sitting on his front porch A farmer is overprotective of his daughters The farmer's dayvorce Old country sherrif arrives at a murder scene An old rancher sues a railroad company A man's bee farm is hit by a cyclone A travelling salesman stops at a hillbilly farmhouse A man is driving along a country road The Lone Tourist A man from the city buys a farm A sheep farmer is having problems with his ewe's Ol' Farmer John is talking to Chris the tractor salesman A farmer gives his wife last minute instructions An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster One day a spaceship landed in a farmer's field A farmer & his wife are lying in bed one night A man from the city is plowing his field Rush Limbaugh & his chauffeur were out driving in the country A farmer & his new bride are going home A farmer was having problems with his cows A farmer and his wife get a parrot as a gift Texas farmer goes to Australia A farmer is bragging about what his dog can do An old farmer was having a bad year A farmer gives his wife some instructions A farmer was milking his cow A young farmer is loading hay on a cart A farmer walks into a pharmacy A retiring farmer is giving away his farm animals A farmer has a farmhand helping him A farmer lives in the countryside with his dog A farmer is standing in the middle of the field A farmer orders a high tech milking machine A preacher comes across a farmer in a field A man walked up to a farmer's house A man walks up to a farmer's house A man driving down a road see's a farmer A sheep farmer went into town for supplies A farmer gives his wife instructions An animal orthodondist is called by a farmer A farmer's son is returning from the market A guy from a city went to visit a farm Police officiers take a report from a farmer An elderly farmer & his wife recall their anniversary A farmer & his wife are given a parrot for a gift Two farmers are at a local cafe having coffee A farmer is plowing his field A man walks up to a farmer's house A man takes a visit to the farm
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