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parrot A carpet layer finishes installing carpet A nun buys a parrot A bear and a rabbit. Three ducks get taken to the police station. Cat bathing as a martial art A frog telephones a psychic hotline A sparrow flies south for the winter A duck walks into a feed store A penguin was driving through the desert A koala bear leaves Australia to visit his friends Do you know how to catch a Polar Bear? The cat & the milkman A Polar Bear asks his parents a question A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle A doe came wondering out of the forest Magician & the parrot A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear! A man comes face to face with a lion A man is proud of his dog & is showing him off A turtle is mugged by three snails Two dogs at the vet are having a conversation A gorilla in a zoo is in heat Two whales are swimming in a bay when their brother gets killed A toad & a toad go to a whorehouse A baby elephant & a baby turtle meet up in the jungle A horse & a chicken are playing in a meadow 3 moles lived in a hole Three bulls are having a conversation A vampire bat comes into his cave covered in blood A blind rabbit & a blind snake are friends A frog calls a psychic hotline A cat dies & goes to Heaven A bullfrog is bored in the middle of the swamp The three bears were having problems & went to family court A rich guy owns the world's greatest bird dog Two ducks are on their honeymoon Some zebra's were standing around talking A Jewish lady buys a parrot A blind man & his dog Two Vultures go on an airplane A bunch of cows & bulls are standing in a field A turtle takes a snail for a ride A collection of animal jokes Three animals are having an arguement There was a fly buzzing around a barn Where the dog & cat came from Cat Miracle diet A woman walks into a vet's office with her rabbit A man takes a rottweiller to the vet Two cats are courting on a fence Dog Commandments Cat phrases Two robins are sitting in a tree The joy of hamster's A Christian couple want to get a pet! A lobster and a sand crab are fantastic musicians Why did the chicken cross the road Quotes about cats! An old tired looking dog follows a man Animals on Noah's Ark are given receipts New dog cross breeds Two snakes were out taking a stroll Three dogs take a trip to Tijuana, Mexico Difference between cats & dogs Two sea monsters are swimming in the ocean Feline physics An Animal Park aquires a rare species of gorilla A man takes his dog to the vet Snakes are loose at the Bronx Zoo A little boy's pet turtle dies Two lions escape from a zoo A truck driver & a parrot are driving down a road A lion is lying in the sun at a zoo A dog is laying around in a yard A couple has a dog that snores A woman buys a parrot at a pet shop A lion talks to the animals in the jungle A dog gets lost in Africa What are cats & dogs? The three little bears... Dogs & computers A lady purchases a dog Dog's reminder There once was a big snake
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